George Carlin lyrics
George Carlin lyrics
"The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Tv Lyrics"
Mince Shower Cap (Part 2) Lyrics
(hello, hi there bob it's james here do you fancy going down for a ? tonight no sorry I can't I've got to record mince showercap part 2 och well nevermind see you later) look on the register I've been to the last one buy a whole lot of misery and the surveylance is so when the surveylance is low and the surveylance is low look on the register
(hello, hi there bob it's james here do you fancy going down for a ? tonight no sorry I can't I've got to record mince showercap part 2 och well nevermind see you later) look on the register I've been to the last one buy a whole lot of misery and the surveylance is so when the surveylance is low and the surveylance is low look on the register
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'l
Honjitsu Wa Seiten Nari Lyrics
aa nande konna n denamida dechaun daro? mou chottomou chottoumaku ieta nara na... nee!doushitara ii no? taiyou ga warau dame dame na bokura "subarashiki natsu ganigeteku ze" * Don't mind sono namida wo fuite Stand up for your life! anata no kawari nante inai n da yaritakutedekinakutenankatsumannai n da tsuyogatteiki ga ttenan mo shitakunai n da nee!doushitara ii no? hito no sei ni shitarigyakugire shitari dame dame na bokurakiete yuke! Hey guyssono PURAIDO wo sutete Go to yo
l infect your soul,aa nande konna n denamida dechaun daro? mou chottomou chottoumaku ieta nara na... nee!doushitara ii no? taiyou ga warau dame dame na bokura "subarashiki natsu ganigeteku ze" * Don't mind sono namida wo fuite Stand up for your life! anata no kawari nante inai n da yaritakutedekinakutenankatsumannai n da tsuyogatteiki ga ttenan mo shitakunai n da nee!doushitara ii no? hito no sei ni shitarigyakugire shitari dame dame na bokurakiete yuke! Hey guyssono PURAIDO wo sutete Go to yo
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive so
Sve Cu Da Ti Dam Samo Da Zaigram Lyrics
Sviraj Jedna zena zna Zasto nemam sna, igram Sam Dacu zadnji gros, samo da Igram jos Sviraj, krv mi nocas vri Vinom bojim svijet, gorim Sav Dacu zadnji gros, Samo da igram jos Sviraj cijelu noc Sviraj cijelu noc Kucu da ti dam Dusu da ti dam Konja da prodam Sve cu da ti dam Samo da zaigram
unds. They just jump out atSviraj Jedna zena zna Zasto nemam sna, igram Sam Dacu zadnji gros, samo da Igram jos Sviraj, krv mi nocas vri Vinom bojim svijet, gorim Sav Dacu zadnji gros, Samo da igram jos Sviraj cijelu noc Sviraj cijelu noc Kucu da ti dam Dusu da ti dam Konja da prodam Sve cu da ti dam Samo da zaigram
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step f
Expressway to Your Heart Lyrics
I've been trying to get to you for a long time Cause constantly you've been on my mind I was thinking 'bout a short cut that I could take But I found I made a mistake I was wrong It took too long I got caught in a rush hour Fellows started to shower you with love and affection Now you won't look at my direction On the expressway to your heart That expressway that's the best way
urther. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck forI've been trying to get to you for a long time Cause constantly you've been on my mind I was thinking 'bout a short cut that I could take But I found I made a mistake I was wrong It took too long I got caught in a rush hour Fellows started to shower you with love and affection Now you won't look at my direction On the expressway to your heart That expressway that's the best way
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no